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Let Me Entertain Myself

I started blogging in 2002. I intentionally acquired this long URL to make it forgettable; I didn't want people reading this stuff.

It was a silly writing project since I was always online because of our newly-acquired cable broadband.

I was 22.

A few years ago, I took down all my posts because I felt I had nothing more to say. It was also the time when social networks started popping left and right and didn't want the inevitable awkwardness if someone I personally know recognizes my posts.

"Louis, why is your bare chest posted on this website?"*

"Ma!"

I also felt detached to the 2002-2005 version of me.

I am now 30.

I think I should start saying something again.

*I was reading my archive and I posted something about getting a '79' tattooed on my chest. I photoshopped it.

Bad Romance in Algebra

Saw this on the Intarnets, and wanted to keep it for life. Hence, this fart post.

(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²

That is all.

Like, Totally

Tik Tok was the #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100 when I turned 30.

It's one of those songs that starts with a warped vocal verse then turns into a kickass hook (a la Lady GaGa). And no matter what you do, you hum it all day long, make it into a ring tone, play it as the first song when prepping for work, etc...

I never checked the lyrics (god knows what KE$HA is actually saying) so yeah, lemme look at what the song really is about.

....READING LYRICS....

Umm ok, it's about a girl with a hangover and taking mental impressions of a party from last night.

Totally relatable to a 30-year old dude who spent his birthday throwing a Jollibee party.